Trump Toilet Paper Available in Full Size Rolls – This is Not Fake News

Trump Toilet Paper Available in Full Size Rolls – This is Not Fake NewsTrump Toilet Paper Available in Full Size Rolls – This is Not Fake NewsTrump Toilet Paper Available in Full Size Rolls – This is Not Fake News

President Elect Donald Trump’s campaign slogan included the phrase “Make America Great Again.” However, I doubt that his goals included his face being sold to millions on two ply sheets of toilet paper. The president has also expressed his disdain for “Fake News”, but again, perhaps he was not prepared for the news that his face is being used to service U.S citizens in restrooms around the country.

“Sadly, because president Obama has done such a poor job as president, you won’t see another black president for generations!” reads one quote from Trump Toilet Paper.

The public chant of many Trump protests: “Hey hey! Ho Ho! Donald Trump has got to go!” has taken a literally form as a bathroom accessory. “Dump Trump” enthusiasts are buying into the toilet paper as gag gifts, white elephant presents, and pranks for their more conservative friends or family.

Trump whites or Trump Toilet paper fits on standard size toilet paper holders. Each sheet includes an absurd photo of the president along with nine statements that are sure make anyone cringe. The roll includes 90 sheets, similar to the toilet paper sold at most general stores. The TP is available for purchase online and is eligible for free shipping through Amazon Prime.

ABOUT TRUMPKIN STORE

The Trumpkin Store is a distributer of anti-trump products including Trump toilet paper, Trump masks, Trump ugly sweaters, and other Trump is not my president gear.

Donald Trump toilet paper by TRUMP wipes can be purchased online and are eligible for free shipping through Amazon Prime. Additional anti-Trump supplies is available for shipping and purchase through Amazon Prime at the Anti-Trump Super Trumpkin Store online. For more information about Trump Toilet Paper or the Trumpkin Store visit https://.trumpkin.store

 
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